“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

Historical Figures in Doctor Who.

capsiicle asked robert downey, jr. as a captain, chris evans as his first mate, and the rest of the cast of the avengers as their crew in a pirate au

And tell me, woman, why is that I should spare your life? 
Because I know where he is, Captain. The one you seek with such wild abandon. The Beast of Rage Green.
Many men have claimed to know as much at the point of my sword. They are now many dead men. Why then should I trust the words of a woman?
His name is Banner.
…Welcome aboard the Avenger, m’lady.

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October 31, 1981: Lily and James Potter’s death (x)